I Love the Office!!

" You pathetic short little man. You don't have any friends, or any family or any land!"

~Dwight Schrute to Michael Scott during his roast.



"Stanley you will not die! Stanley Barack is president! You are black Stanley!"

~Michael Scott to Stanley after he has a heart attack


From last Sunday nights 'After the Super Bowl' episode 'Stress Relief"

The BEST Opening ever! There was looting! Cat throwing! Fireworks! Total mayhem!